I went to a geriatrics conference in the Everglades. I was attacked by goiters.
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(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Do pirates wear timepieces?
Yes, they’re Swatch bucklers.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Race me to that glass of vegetable juice, and I will beet you to a pulp.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I’ll never make a pun about sheep incest
ED: C’mon, just lamb poon them a little bit…
NED: There you go again, pressing my muttons!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I took my bovine to the vet, but he wouldn’t cow operate.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Donkeys are smart. They have a lot of brayin’ power.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...How potheads propose:
“Marriage… u wanna?”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Tie-win Lannister never loses.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Does God have fleas? Yes, he’s the Lord, all mitey!
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Carilloneur employment has jumped: must be a high ring spree.
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