I was traumatized as a child when my parents forced me to play hockey. They’re the ones who drove me to rink.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...You could say a lot of well-meaning things about people who jump off of buildings, but at the end of the day most of them are splatted dudes.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...When I was in Japan, I bummed some wine, in Nagasaki.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...Pilots often fly into birds. That’s why they’re avi-haters.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s bigger than a big rat?
A huge-mongoose (and of course, a ginormouse).
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Just finished reading The History of the Golden Gate, a bridged version.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The joy of keeping your options open, aka an either/or-gasm.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which actor gave the most grateful Oscar acceptance speech?
T.Hanks.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Don’t jibba-jibba at me with that onion breath, you rap scallion!
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