I was traumatized as a child when my parents forced me to play hockey. They’re the ones who drove me to rink.
You could say a lot of well-meaning things about people who jump off of buildings, but at the end of the day most of them are splatted dudes.
When I was in Japan, I bummed some wine, in Nagasaki.
Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!
Pilots often fly into birds. That’s why they’re avi-haters.
Who will never change? An end o’ morph.
What’s bigger than a big rat?
A huge-mongoose (and of course, a ginormouse).
Eskimos are so smart. Every response is ‘I nuit’.
Only after getting a food processor did I believe in the possibility of whirled peas.
Just finished reading The History of the Golden Gate, a bridged version.