Michael Phelps a ladies man? He thinks he’s God’s gift to swimmin’.
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Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...Month: November 2021
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There are many large, hard bodies in the solar system, suggesting the sun has asteroid problem.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A railroad track, aka a pullmanary artery.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...If you let your testicles get too cold, you may suffer from hypospermia.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...If the Afghan PM became a traffic engineer would they call him Amid Cars Guy?
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Which president always nicknames his friends?
Dub ya!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Some kinkos like to make love to pachyderms. They call it their elephantasy. I vory about them. They love the tusky odours. Although, it helps to get a bit trunk first.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m thinking of buying one of those vegetable-powered, ‘biodiesel’ cars. In fact I hear the new Strutabagar is quite comfortable. It has ample leg-ume.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Judge: “The defendant is accused of selling bootlegged copies of ‘Mony Mony’…”
Lawyer: “I object, your honour, this is Idol speculation!”
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