Booster rockets need to be retired, when they show signs of thrust.
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(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m thinking of buying one of those vegetable-powered, ‘biodiesel’ cars. In fact I hear the new Strutabagar is quite comfortable. It has ample leg-ume.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Trade unions are legal. And even if they weren’t, it’s ‘innocent until proven guildy‘.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Judge: “The defendant is accused of selling bootlegged copies of ‘Mony Mony’…”
Lawyer: “I object, your honour, this is Idol speculation!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Anyone who can remove unsightly leg veins is varicose to my heart.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...At lunchtime do miners go to the food quartz?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The women are somehow bouncier, on the gal o’ pogos islands.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I finally understand the metaphor of labyrinths in Greek Mythology. What a maze meant!
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why is the crime rate on Canada’s East Coast so high?
Because the thieves never get cod!
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