Michael Phelps a ladies man? He thinks he’s God’s gift to swimmin’.
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Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...Month: November 2021
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There are many large, hard bodies in the solar system, suggesting the sun has asteroid problem.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A railroad track, aka a pullmanary artery.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I find insect vacations quite ant resting.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...If you let your testicles get too cold, you may suffer from hypospermia.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...If the Afghan PM became a traffic engineer would they call him Amid Cars Guy?
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Which president always nicknames his friends?
Dub ya!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Being South Asian and selling a cow is Indo-fence-a-bull.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Some kinkos like to make love to pachyderms. They call it their elephantasy. I vory about them. They love the tusky odours. Although, it helps to get a bit trunk first.
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