Booster rockets need to be retired, when they show signs of thrust.
I’m thinking of buying one of those vegetable-powered, ‘biodiesel’ cars. In fact I hear the new Strutabagar is quite comfortable. It has ample leg-ume.
Trade unions are legal. And even if they weren’t, it’s ‘innocent until proven guildy‘.
Judge: “The defendant is accused of selling bootlegged copies of ‘Mony Mony’…”
Lawyer: “I object, your honour, this is Idol speculation!”
Anyone who can remove unsightly leg veins is varicose to my heart.
At lunchtime do miners go to the food quartz?
A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.
The women are somehow bouncier, on the gal o’ pogos islands.
I finally understand the metaphor of labyrinths in Greek Mythology. What a maze meant!
Why is the crime rate on Canada’s East Coast so high?
Because the thieves never get cod!