Michael Phelps a ladies man? He thinks he’s God’s gift to swimmin’.
A railroad track, aka a pullmanary artery.
I find insect vacations quite ant resting.
Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.
If you let your testicles get too cold, you may suffer from hypospermia.
If the Afghan PM became a traffic engineer would they call him Amid Cars Guy?
Which president always nicknames his friends?
Being South Asian and selling a cow is Indo-fence-a-bull.
Some kinkos like to make love to pachyderms. They call it their elephantasy. I vory about them. They love the tusky odours. Although, it helps to get a bit trunk first.