The OPEC countries are an oiligarchy. Everyone is petrolfied of them. As Bush would say to Bin Laden, ‘Saudi, partner!’
Month: December 2021
My friend Annette is a puppet, but she’s a catch. I think I might marry Annette.
How to avoid a parking ticket in NYC? Da fine intervention.
Is baldness inherited or exhairited?
Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.
Hear about the clone who couldn’t function without his morning copy?
What’s the business equivalent of combining matter and anti-matter? A: cars with built-in smartphones, ie Kia and Nokia.
I went to Kinshasa, DRC, hoping to see modern skyscrapers, but saw nothing but demolished buildings. I guess you’d say there was an in Congo ruins between my expectations and reality.
If I shoved potatoes down my pants, would it make me a dictator?
Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”