Every time I scrape myself, I have a big cell abrasion.
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Icelandic parliament is in recess. Althings must come to an end.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...To withhold donuts takes a cruller man than I.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Clown colleges are usually built in the Bozo-Arts architectural style.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Alanis Morrisette was so adamantly opposed to sheep being given the right to drive, that she wrote a song about it: Ewe, Auto, No!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...New technology trend: supercomputers that analyze the metrics behind swine behaviour, aka Pig Data.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...True or phallus: dildos aren’t real.
(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Which rocker is famous for his sugary ballads? Bon-bon Jovi
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Fat jokes usually have a big paunch line.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you’re bald, you shouldn’t borrow somebody else’s wig. That would be tresspassing.
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