Our Asian friend Mr. Nguyen is unimpressed by our Jesus puns. I guess we’re bore Nguyen Christians.
Every time I scrape myself, I have a big cell abrasion.
The Icelandic parliament is in recess. Althings must come to an end.
To withhold donuts takes a cruller man than I.
Clown colleges are usually built in the Bozo-Arts architectural style.
Alanis Morrisette was so adamantly opposed to sheep being given the right to drive, that she wrote a song about it: Ewe, Auto, No!
New technology trend: supercomputers that analyze the metrics behind swine behaviour, aka Pig Data.
True or phallus: dildos aren’t real.
Which rocker is famous for his sugary ballads? Bon-bon Jovi
Fat jokes usually have a big paunch line.