My friends say I sometimes act like I’m having a stroke, but really I’m just shy and self-aphasiaing.
Month: February 2022
Playoff hockey is a comic marvel. They should call it the Stan Lee Cup.
NED: Being a cremator is a lucrative business.
ED: How’s that?
NED: You urn a lot!
Did all the goodlooking women go naked during the London Blitz?
Yes – there were many ‘aerate’ sirens.
I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
Which Harry Potter character divorced his wife? Hag rid.
I met a cannibal in Mongolia. He told me to Gobi dessert.
Who were the disco stars of the 1370s? BuBony M.
What do vegetarian zombies scream for?
“GRAINS!”
I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper. Now I’m a maid man.