Is it true Michael J Fox did a documentary in the 1980s about starvation in Southeast Asia?
Yes, Faminy Thais.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Late Braking Gnus (cause accidents): Gents Interviewed on MushyPony.com
Sitting down with founders Patrick Tanzola and Rhain Louis of Pungents.com (Canada’s top pun website), we weren’t sure what to expect on that brightly punny day outside U of T’s Hart House. Nursing our coffees, we were suddenly caught off-guard when a massive hawk swept down beside us, grabbed a small mouse from the garden, and flew off – nearly causing us to hawk-up our lunch.
Patrick: “That was falcon crazy!”
Rhain: “I’m sure the mouse found it starling”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I finally drank some unusual alcohol. I lost my weird ginnity.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Who enjoys a beer while walking? Astrolagers
(Rate This Pun)Loading...During my time as an executioner, I made sure to be head of the game, by acquiring a unique skull set, from the time I was a guillotiney bopper. I got gallowing reviews which was always excellent noose. Even though I hung my clients out to dry (though sometimes I got them stoned) I never faced the firing line. Of course, the work is no longer shocking; these days the business won’t survive without capital injections, which makes me sigh at night. My goal nonetheless is to fill every day with poisonable experiences.
(10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)Loading...The safest way to cross a river? Well, it deepens.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Nicki Minaj is a huge procrastinator, always gettin’ behind in her twerk.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...There’s one US State that loves Barack so much, they’re calling it All Obama.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...There was an orphan boy who developed a peculiar phobia some time after his parents died: It seems the lad would go into absolute hysterics whenever he saw – get this – a group of musicians chewing fresh wintergreen sprigs!
Psychaitrists were called in, but to no avail: the docs could only explain the boy’s behaviour as a fear of a band on mint.
(5 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)Loading...When I tell the barista they got my order wrong, I get missed-tea eyed.
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