When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”
When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”
Those with bleached sphincters are scattered across the globe. It’s the dye ass pora.
I wish telemarketers would take ban-call a days.
What do pickpockets and political writers have in common?
One is pursecuted, the other is prose-cuted.
If I ever make a stooped pun, then deck me.
I got kicked out of my yacht. It doesn’t boat dwell.
They made a movie about two noisy pigeon-hating roosters who went to White Castle: Herald-din Coo-mar.
Pastry chefs in Roswell are known for their bake-an-alien delights
Some punk teenager with bad skin always eczema house.
In Star Wars, what do terrorists shout?
A: “Admiral Ackbar!”