Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
Month: July 2022
Do Asian cannibals eat a lot of raw-men noodles?
If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?
I fear both men and women. I’m a hermafraidite.
Mr. T is getting incontinent in his old age. He was recently heard to boast, “I shitty the pool.“
What do you call a football kicker who comes through in the clutch? A big game punter.
Someone threw a glass eye at my newly augmented breasts, causing injury. They could make a movie about it: The Borrow An Eye, Dent a Titty.
If the US is but a shadow of its former self, does that make it A mere icon?
Our gnu PunShine Ashley goes for the beer jug-ular! Check it out!
The dyslexic husband was arrested for spells-ill abuse.