I can’t afford long distance calls. I’m down to my last far thing.
Month: September 2022
Nietzsche joined Facebook, and Thus Poked Zarathustra.
I’m drilling for oil. It augers well.
Do chimney sweeps wear soots to work?
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Growing up I was mocked for my love of potato chips. Now I’m gonna show all the taters.
I went to a horticultural conference and they said ‘Please be seeded.’
I don’t digitize my home movies. I keep it reel.
Classical musicians make me laugh. Those are symphony people.
I need an Italian to paint my ceiling. I might call Angelo.