Windmills must love me. Every time I see one it’s like ‘Omigod, I am a huge fan.’
Month: October 2022
Do photographers enjoy each other’s company?
Yes, there is a lot of cameraderie.
Did the world end? Oops… never Mayan!
Don’t get engaged on St. Patrick’s day. You may get a shamrock.
Arsonists are blazey people.
Don’t ask us to make puns about voyeurism. It’s not our perv view.
When I realized I had eaten petrified PlayDough, I nearly had a hardy tack.
I don’t know what snake bit me. It acted with venonymity.
A tire salesman must have an inflated sense of self worth, and be willing to live a pneumatic life.
Michael Jackson thought he was Jesus. One day he even gave the Sermon on the Mount. And it was known as the Beat-it-udes.