Does the Bride of Frankenstein have to deal with monstruation?
Month: October 2022
Pigeons can’t make up their minds. They’re always shitting on the fence!
Fart in my hotel room – toot suite!
Good study hobbits require a Frodo-graphic memory.
For her role in kidnapping the 101 spotted dogs, Cruella De Ville was sentenced to the fires of eternal dalmation.
Anyone who doesn’t like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker.
Those who feed coffee liqueurs to chickens and then bang them with a gong are part of a nefarious secret society: the Kahlua Clucks Clang.
Do pirates get their Jollies by Rogering?
Cosmologists concede: the Big Bang was actually more like a Big Fart. It’s the only theory of the universe that makes any scents.
Cervantes was a great speechmaker, but his greatest of all was Don Keynote.