Of all the native tribes attempting to settle land claims in court, only the Sioux have been successful.
Understanding quark flavours requires deep quantumplation.
Bird populations are never stable; they’re always in flocks.
Social climbers are trying to reach higher into the statusphere.
For delaying a shipment of pudding, I was thrown into a Siberian prison, aka the goo lag!
Valet drivers love the limo scene.
What are the three most important things to consider when becoming a priest?
Vocation, vocation, vocation!
Fashion victims? Those with tie-dyed pants are guilty of jeanocide.
I was commanded to attend a top secret military party at Area 51. When I got there I received my Martian hors d’oeuvres.
I don’t mean to sound superficial when I say the Canadian PM has nice hair. Isn’t it Trudeau?