The chiropractor told my pregnant wife and I that our unborn child should have an adjustment. But I think he was just trying to fetus align.
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Loading... (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Month: January 2023
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Bovines make me nervous. I don’t trust cow herds.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Unfilled potholes always re-tar my progress.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you think we have the same body temperature, I’d degree with you.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My dad tried to fuel his car with Viagra. Erected pretty bad. Though I also heard the AAA is trying to pass off Viagra as fuel. I think they’re stiffing their members with that one! The cops pulled me over and said ‘Here, penis cup.’ Also, Viagra has a new celebrity spokesman. That’s right: Randy Johnson.
(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)Loading...Sick of hanging out with his aunt’s kids at family reunions, Newton went off and formulated the law of cousin affect.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Eating a quantity of fruit every day is of pear-amount importance.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Malcom X was unfraid to fart among white people. He simply threw Caucasian to the wind.
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Animal behaviour? Cat calls are a mew sing.
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