NED: I believe Homeland Security depends on two things: ED: What’s that? NED: First, honouring our sheep, and second, constipating our pigeons. ED: Really? NED: Yes! Everyone knows that ewe-knighted we stand, while dove-voided we fall.

When I arrived home from farming the fields, my wife suggested I be seeded. She gave me a baleful look. There was bad news. It appears someone stole harvest. “Somebody dung us wrong, in an awful manure,” she said. I was upset, and wanted to cull the crops, so they could catch the fallow. “I … Read more

Americans are taking on too much debt, and it’s putting kinks in the economy. They love state-owe-masochism, getting fiscaled, bondage, and other stimulus measures. This is why they are being punished on the S&M 500.