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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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10/28/17

After getting H1N1, falling ill with H5N1 seems rather Super-fluous.

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01/26/17

Compared to a pig, falling in love with a rodent is nothing. Especially when it’s the pork you pine.

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11/09/16

Dear Pun Gents, I am giving a talk at a university scholarship luncheon. There will be two speakers before me, one named Katia, and the other named Katherine. I am trying to come up with some sort of funny comment at the beginning of my presentation that includes a pun about the abundance of Kathrine/Katia/Katherine, or possibly the fact that there will be 3 speakers at this event whose names start with “Kat” (something like “It’s a veritable Kat-valanche” but better). I’ve fallen flat. Could you help me out? ~Kathrine, Salt Lake City, UT
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. This many K’s in a row usually gets you arrested. Except in South Carolina!
  2. It’s a Katastrophe!
  3. If you had let us all speak at once we might have got Katty.
  4. I hope by the time I’m finished you won’t be Katatonic.
  5. If your name doesn’t start with K you’re just not Kat out for this luncheon.
  6. I saw a Kat burglar outside- he was K-sing the joint!
  7. I wasn’t expecting so much Kat-calling today.
  8. This lunch just shows that Kats like to have funds!
  9. Are they serving Kat food at this luncheon? Because I’m feline hungry.
  10. After those last two speakers, I’m speechless. Kat got your tongue?
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08/29/15

Water will plunge over a cliff – True or Falls?

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03/28/15

Falling asleep while diving can be fatal, aka snore killing.

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07/02/14

Water slides are like reproductive organs, aka fall-open tubes.

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09/08/13

Farming advice: be a fallower, not a weeder.

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10/07/12

Dear Pun Gents, we are on a tough mudder team at Lake Tahoe. We are a bunch of military medical personnel from Oregon who like to drink beer and have a good time. We aren’t able to agree on team name (I said blood, sweat and beers but that was vetoed). I would like  something clever, cheeky, slightly vulgar–but no swear words (my mom is on the team). ~Rachael, Klamath Falls, OR

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Trouble Brewing
  2. Medevacuating bowels
  3. Iron OR
  4. The OreGoners
  5. Diagnosis: The Runs
  6. Mighty Morphine Power Rangers
  7. Beer and Gloating near Las Vegas
  8. Mediculous
  9. Mudderly Love
  10. Tahoes of the Town
  11. Obstacular Shleptacular

 

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03/12/12

When I arrived home from farming the fields, my wife suggested I be seeded. She gave me a baleful look. There was bad news. It appears someone stole harvest. “Somebody dung us wrong, in an awful manure,” she said. I was upset, and wanted to cull the crops, so they could catch the fallow. “I till you, he must sty!” Such events make farmers almanac. Indeed, it seems like part of a larger plot, made my mind acre just threshing out the possibilities. When I finish with him, he won’t be live, stocking at all.

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01/27/12

Dear Pun Gents, we’re looking for a team name for a fun curling bonspeil for veterinarians.  We are 2 large animal veterinarians and our husbands, in Northern Ontario, and we probably suck at curling more than anyone else at this event.  Animal theme with curling? Doesn’t have to be polite. ~Olivia, Sturgeon Falls, ON

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Rockroaches
  2. HardCoreVets
  3. Animalpractice
  4. Elephantastic Four
  5. Feed Em and Sweep
  6. The Cowlers
  7. Sheep Sweep
  8. Grrrlers
  9. Bull’s Eye Doctors
  10. The Neuteralizers
  11. Surgical Strikes
  12. The Horseplayers
  13. [PS - Thanks for the donation!]
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