OPHTHAL LOT OF NERVE

Dear Pun Gents, I am an optometry student and we are trying to make funny t-shirts. Do you have any optometry puns? ~Kacie, Bloomington, IN AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT: Ophthalmus Prime Cornea Slogan Here Eye heart (vitreous) humor Spare the rod, spoil the cone Lens be friends [See more of our optometry puns]

OPTICAL EFFUSION

Dear Pungents, I need a pun about an optical education. ~ Ian, Edmonton, AlbertaAS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT: 1) “Which drugs do ophthalmalogists smoke? Myopium!” 2) “Optometry students need to be devoted, much like the Catholic saints. Are you too willing to experience a stigmata-ism?” 3) “Who could snag rebounds, even in the dark? … Read more