Optometrists watch a lot of tell a vision.
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Optometry is a competitive field. Many practitioners feel pressured to take stareoids.
Do optometrists clean their teeth? Yes, it’s “eye flaws daily.”
CORNEA JOKES
Dear Pun Gents, I am an optometry student and I’m looking for a pun theme for our fancy annual party called ‘Eyeball’ (e.g. eyeland of enchantment, apple of my eye). Thank you! ~Sarah, St. Louis, MO AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT: This Ball is Ophthal Wall Tropical Eye Lens Theme Under the See Naughty … Read more
OPHTHAL LOT OF NERVE
Dear Pun Gents, I am an optometry student and we are trying to make funny t-shirts. Do you have any optometry puns? ~Kacie, Bloomington, IN AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT: Ophthalmus Prime Cornea Slogan Here Eye heart (vitreous) humor Spare the rod, spoil the cone Lens be friends [See more of our optometry puns]
OPTICAL EFFUSION
Dear Pungents, I need a pun about an optical education. ~ Ian, Edmonton, AlbertaAS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT: 1) “Which drugs do ophthalmalogists smoke? Myopium!” 2) “Optometry students need to be devoted, much like the Catholic saints. Are you too willing to experience a stigmata-ism?” 3) “Who could snag rebounds, even in the dark? … Read more