Pun Gents :: Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of the day :: Puns on Demand :: Punshine Girls and Boys! tag:www.pungents.com,2008://2 2008-12-31 Movable Type 3.2 tag:www.pungents.com,2008://2.1016 2008-12-31 2008-12-31 The well-dressed chimney sweep always wore a soot .... Pun Gents http://www.pungents.com The well-dressed chimney sweep always wore a soot .

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]]> tag:www.pungents.com,2008://2.1007 2008-12-22 2008-12-22 The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.... Pun Gents http://www.pungents.com The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.

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]]> tag:www.pungents.com,2008://2.1005 2008-12-20 2008-12-20 The noisiest body of water is not a rushing rapid, but a plain old creek.... Pun Gents http://www.pungents.com The noisiest body of water is not a rushing rapid, but a plain old creek.

]]> tag:www.pungents.com,2008://2.973 2008-12-19 2008-12-19 After a hard day's work, Osama bin Laden likes to relax by applying ointments and a soothing bomb.... Pun Gents http://www.pungents.com After a hard day's work, Osama bin Laden likes to relax by applying ointments and a soothing bomb.

]]> tag:www.pungents.com,2008://2.1003 2008-12-18 2008-12-18 When they arrested the white-collar criminal he had to be fiscally restrained.... Pun Gents http://www.pungents.com When they arrested the white-collar criminal he had to be fiscally restrained.

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