A good dancer goes to Heaven. Got his rhythm to the end.
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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...My friends say I sometimes act like I’m having a stroke, but really I’m just shy and self-aphasiaing.
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Which medicine was once used as a power tool? Benadryl.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I do calculus like a boss. I’m in the deriver’s seat.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The satisfaction of telling people to go to hell is eff ’emeral.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Before you get on a motorcycle, ask, “Do I have my helmet?” This is a skull-testing question.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How does a percussionist catch fish? A: Castanets.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...You like money, and I like money. So we are a greed.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A mugger attacked me with a sharp tool, but I knocked him out with a stale baguette. This proves that loaf conquers awl.
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