Wanna hear a cereal pun? I’m not sure you’re Shreddie for it.
Strange but true: Some men steep their testicles in hot water. Cajones tea is the best policy.
Fish farming? Hoe my Cod, what a great idea!
If you are litigating a bivalve and you don’t have legal mussel, you’ll have to represent yourself in small clams court.
Buying three dozen head of cattle nearly wiped me out. Then I bought four more. I really need forty bull housing.
I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
My great-grandmother who hated flying was a trailblazer in aviation complaints. She was the first suffer a jet.
Had I the talent to be a cat burglar, I rob ably would.
In Germany, you cannot paddle a canoe while on dry land. It’s strictly verboten.
Becoming a lumberjack is a question of wood, not could.