How do you ruin a Lebanese militant’s breakfast? A: Take away Hezbollah cereal.
How can you spot an illegal immigrant? By their deportment.
Smashing light bulbs is, among other things, unchivalrous. It’s no way to treat LED.
So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.
If Trump fires his vice president, it could be ex Pence ive.
Which politician claimed he could spin gold out of nothing, and got upset when reporters called him names?
What does a goose look for in a gander? Honkiness.
Bullying is everywhere! Even a slice of bread, who was too shy to talk to the other slices of bread, was accused of acting a loaf.
Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.