Invest in puns, corny puns! The stalk mock-it has never been higher.
How do you locate a Greek restaurant? Use a gyro scope.
Video game about furniture thieves? Grand Theft Ottoman.
Anyone who keeps buying GM cars is a fool. I will re-Buick them.
Do angels suffer from halotosis?
My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
Niagara Falls. The Grand Canyon. These places are gorges, just absolutely gorges.
Ducks can be interesting. They have such aquacktic personalities.
My friend Emma has a family store. They’re afraid it will be taken over soon by Emma’s son.
Very few Broadway actors live a Tony lifestyle.