The Algonquin tribes were the first to develop a tomahawk weapons.
If you tell someone “Nice jugs,” it’s a pour choice of words.
As I toured the Museum of Sunburns I whispered to myself, “This is aloed ground.”
I don’t know how to paddle down a river. Canoe help?
Before I die I want to grow flowers. It’s on my bouquet list.
If God is a Dog, then say a prayer, ie the Arf Father.
What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners
If you don’t like my very large automobile then file agree vans.
Snoop Dogg is the latest celebrity to speak out against far right fuzz shizzum.
I’m wrote my ESL exam over the Jewish New Year. Shana TOEFL!