My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
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(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Microwaves don’t move. They are in a minute objects.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The failed magician was a wand erring soul.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...You will rue your lies, by the end of Fibruary.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Feeling swindled after I bought some overpriced artisanal ice cream. That’s the last time I get tricked by a cone artist.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I was once a professional dumpster diver. But when my career ended, I was just another has bin.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Trump’s unpredictable behaviour is his POTUS Operandi.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...You’re from Boise? Idahon’t believe you.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I got a job at a garbage dump. I’m a fill-land thropist.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Subway turnstile jumpers are no-fare-ious criminals.
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