Editorials in Venison magazine always start off the same way: ‘Deer Eater…’
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It’s easy to spot an Orthodox Jewish transvestite. He Hasidic.
St. Patrick’s Day in New Orleans is a wonderful O’Cajun.
The most inept dancers are found at lumber mills. They have so many board feet.
Statistical data show that stool softeners like Metamucil follow a log-normal distribution.
A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
Strange but true: Some men steep their testicles in hot water. Cajones tea is the best policy.
Fish farming? Hoe my Cod, what a great idea!
I built one boat. Then another. Then another. I’m a serial keeler.
In the 1980s, incredible basketball talent was found in a man, Jordan.