My sister started smoking marijuana. Next thing you know she’ll be joining High Sis.
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Oprah is an O-cult figure.
Shed that extra 20 pounds? Weigh to go!
I fell in love with a saint. It was like, “You had me at halo.”
Forget Christian Grey. That Earl Grey is such a teas.
The pimp who turned philosopher was accused of putting Descartes before the whores.
I went out to buy cutlery, but the store was closed. It was an un fork gettable experience.
God helped the Israelites to the Red Sea, but after that they parted waves.
Why do some men love puns? They have an extra groan-mo’ some.
Expecting dry skin immediately after a shower is a towel order.