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By definition, miming is not aloud.

The Pun Gents — Tue, 21 May 2013 06:01:53 +0000

By definition, miming is not aloud.

Childbirth is a broodal experience.

The Pun Gents — Mon, 20 May 2013 06:01:02 +0000

Childbirth is a broodal experience.

Whenever I see a broken elevator I tend to stair.

The Pun Gents — Sun, 19 May 2013 06:01:03 +0000

Whenever I see a broken elevator I tend to stair.

Down payment to buy an apartment, aka a condominimum.

The Pun Gents — Sat, 18 May 2013 06:01:13 +0000

Down payment to buy an apartment, aka a condominimum.

The mattress thief was cot in the act… bed-handed.

The Pun Gents — Fri, 17 May 2013 06:01:10 +0000

The mattress thief was cot in the act… bed-handed.

A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!

The Pun Gents — Thu, 16 May 2013 06:01:37 +0000

A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!

The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.

The Pun Gents — Wed, 15 May 2013 13:12:18 +0000

The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.

Pretending to be a Knight of the Round Table is Gawain better than I expected.

The Pun Gents — Tue, 14 May 2013 06:01:50 +0000

Pretending to be a Knight of the Round Table is Gawain better than I expected.

What’s the most influential website among amphibians? Rebbit.

The Pun Gents — Mon, 13 May 2013 16:54:08 +0000

What’s the most influential website among amphibians? Rebbit.

For Internet cynics, we are all just surfs in a new futile system.

The Pun Gents — Sun, 12 May 2013 16:51:00 +0000

For Internet cynics, we are all just surfs in a new futile system.

In tropical tourism destinations, fatal snake bites are not considered a good marketing tool. Though there are many possibilities for cobra-ending.

The Pun Gents — Sat, 11 May 2013 06:01:02 +0000

In tropical tourism destinations, fatal snake bites are not considered a good marketing tool. Though there are many possibilities for cobra-ending.

For my 40th, I plan to wash my butt. Happy bidet!

The Pun Gents — Sat, 11 May 2013 02:52:56 +0000

For my 40th, I plan to wash my butt. Happy bidet!

My friend knows that a bon mot is like a secret magical password. ‘Oh, pun!’, says ami.

The Pun Gents — Thu, 09 May 2013 18:19:38 +0000

My friend knows that a bon mot is like a secret magical password. ‘Oh, pun!’, says ami.

Unwatered flowers have a license to keel.

The Pun Gents — Wed, 08 May 2013 13:25:53 +0000

Unwatered flowers have a license to keel.

THE FINNISH LIONS

The Pun Gents — Wed, 08 May 2013 11:59:27 +0000

Dear Pun Gents, my husband and two sons are entering a 5k called Color me Rad. The oldest boy is 14 and the younger one is 11. It’s the first marathon for each of them, including my husband. We need your help with a clever team name! ~Adele, Prince Albert, SK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

Radiators
Surround Sneakers
The Run of the Litter
Express Male
I Would Run 5000 Metres
A Legged Incompetence
The Finnish Lions
Two teen our own horns
Two Sons in Arizona
The Feeting of the 5000
Trio Huggers

I get turned on by clown colleges. There’s something about those taught bawdies.

The Pun Gents — Tue, 07 May 2013 12:14:01 +0000

I get turned on by clown colleges. There’s something about those taught bawdies.

Want to cut the grass? Use a cow, aka a lawn mooer.

The Pun Gents — Mon, 06 May 2013 12:42:46 +0000

Want to cut the grass? Use a cow, aka a lawn mooer.

I work at a bank. I’m a total cheque magnet.

The Pun Gents — Sun, 05 May 2013 13:25:27 +0000

I work at a bank. I’m a total cheque magnet.

The former Wimbledon star only spoke of life in the past tennis.

The Pun Gents — Sat, 04 May 2013 12:49:12 +0000

The former Wimbledon star only spoke of life in the past tennis.

Hydraulics: to greet someone using an accent.

The Pun Gents — Fri, 03 May 2013 12:03:39 +0000

Hydraulics: to greet someone using an accent.

I got my new refrigerator when it fell from the sky. It was like Amana from heaven.

The Pun Gents — Fri, 03 May 2013 00:40:20 +0000

I got my new refrigerator when it fell from the sky. It was like Amana from heaven.

FOOS RUSH IN

The Pun Gents — Wed, 01 May 2013 22:51:46 +0000

Dear Pun Gents,
My husband and his buddy(ies) are obsessed with Foosball. I want to make them Tshirts to poke fun at the level of seriousness with which they treat this game. They have a “league” name that’s pretty lame too. Any league name/Tshirt ideas? ~Jean, Minnesota

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

I Pity the Foos
Foos Rush In
Foosball: Spinnacle of Achievement
Angle Phile
Hot Rods
The Angle of Death
Charlie’s Angles
Wristocrats
G.RIP
Goaligula
What the Fake

Have a messy roadkill problem? Don’t clean it yourself. Just crow source it.

The Pun Gents — Wed, 01 May 2013 14:06:03 +0000

Have a messy roadkill problem? Don’t clean it yourself. Just crow source it.

I GET WEP

The Pun Gents — Wed, 01 May 2013 03:28:31 +0000

Dear Pun Gents,
I need a really clever name for my wifi network. If it helps, GW lives down the street from me. That’s all I got. Oh! I’ve read all the “top wifi names” articles, so please be original. Please be my funny! ~Erin, Dallas, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

Wified when you can cuddle
Cuz I got Wi, cuz I got Fi
WTFi
I GET WEP
Enter assward
Enter pa’s wart
Neithernet Port
Do the DNSty
MMMbps, ba duba dop
Webbins of Mass Distraction
Surfin’ Turf
If you’re IP and you know it – enter pass.
Keep it on the download
You can use my wifi if I can suck the air out of your nose. [not a pun]

Speaking English is paradoxical: it often requires one to take a vowel of silence.

The Pun Gents — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 06:01:47 +0000

Speaking English is paradoxical: it often requires one to take a vowel of silence.

A ship without a rudder has taken a stern for the worse.

The Pun Gents — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:24:49 +0000

A ship without a rudder has taken a stern for the worse.

An academic who studied mouthwash shortages had his conclusions dismissed as ‘out of Scope’.

The Pun Gents — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:03:07 +0000

An academic who studied mouthwash shortages had his conclusions dismissed as ‘out of Scope‘.

I dropped a chocolatey treat down my pants while camping – but I didn’t let it stop me. One ‘smore into the breech!

The Pun Gents — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 22:05:58 +0000

I dropped a chocolatey treat down my pants while camping – but I didn’t let it stop me. One ‘smore into the breech!

I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.

The Pun Gents — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 06:01:36 +0000

I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.

Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!

The Pun Gents — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 12:58:12 +0000

Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!