Andrew from Dugald:

George Bush actually thinks his nation's national song is better than Iraq's. Just another example of his US anthem attitude.

I guess Andrew is with us! - Pun Gent Rhain

Andrew from Dugald:

Researchers have found that if they reverse the molecular structure of sugar from a left hand spiral to a right hand one, it still tastes sweet, but the body won't absorb it. A spokesman expressed surprise that the sugar could in fact be ambidextrose.

Andrew from Dugald:

Which Scottish hero was the first to forego the traditional sporan for holding his money, and used a billfold instead?

William Wallets.

Andrew from Dugald:

Why is it so hard to get people to recycle, especially plastic water bottles? Scientists say it may be a genetic trait, or in fact, a polycarbonate instinct.

San Franrisco is home to the first enclosed housing development devoted to homosexuals named Theodore. Where else would you expect to find a Gay Ted community?

Oliver Stone is coming out with a new documentary about a Swedish pod of baleen whales that scour all small life from the sea, without remorse. Its title? "Natural Bjorn Krillers."