Pun Gents

Pun of the Day - Dec 31, 2008

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 00:00:13 -0500

The well-dressed chimney sweep always wore a soot .

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:00:01 -0500

When it comes to cheeses, demolition experts don't like cheddar—they prefer de brie.

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:00:08 -0500

The anal wand was invented by the ancient Ass Techs.

Sun, 28 Dec 2008 00:00:12 -0500

The biggest critics of the Roman Empire? The censurions.

Sat, 27 Dec 2008 00:00:30 -0500

VP candidate Sarah claims to know that the world was created 6,000 years ago—but most Palin-ontologists would disagree.

Fri, 26 Dec 2008 00:00:31 -0500

Microbes don't have names—they prize their nanomynity

Thu, 25 Dec 2008 00:00:46 -0500

The Inuit don't allow females on the hunt. Sadly, there is still a glass sealing.

Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:00:07 -0500

Bedouin nomads are known for their rooflessness.

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 00:00:19 -0500

How do astronomers make discoveries? By cosmosis.

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 00:00:07 -0500

The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.

Sun, 21 Dec 2008 00:00:26 -0500

People with bad handwriting are actually more intelligent. They tend to be very no legible.

Sat, 20 Dec 2008 00:00:24 -0500

The noisiest body of water is not a rushing rapid, but a plain old creek.

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:00:49 -0500

After a hard day's work, Osama bin Laden likes to relax by applying ointments and a soothing bomb.

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 00:00:10 -0500

When they arrested the white-collar criminal he had to be fiscally restrained.

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 00:00:25 -0500

The lawyer who got into cattle breeding put in many build-a-bull hours.