Niagara Falls. The Grand Canyon. These places are gorges, just absolutely gorges.
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The butcher with leftover bits of carcass was struggling to make ends meat. I never sausage effort; it was offally hard work.
The gay baker who had a fallen souffle was flan-buoyant nonetheless.
Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”
Farming advice: be a fallower, not a weeder.
Cell biologists are afraid of falling into debt. They’re might-owe-chondriacs.
Water slides are like reproductive organs, aka fall-open tubes.
If you want to lose weight for your wedding, do it in the Spring. Because bride grows before the fall.
KATATONIA
Dear Pun Gents, I am giving a talk at a university scholarship luncheon. There will be two speakers before me, one named Katia, and the other named Katherine. I am trying to come up with some sort of funny comment at the beginning of my presentation that includes a pun about the abundance of Kathrine/Katia/Katherine, … Read more
DIAGNOSIS: THE RUNS
Dear Pun Gents, we are on a tough mudder team at Lake Tahoe. We are a bunch of military medical personnel from Oregon who like to drink beer and have a good time. We aren’t able to agree on team name (I said blood, sweat and beers but that was vetoed). I would like something clever, cheeky, … Read more