Dear Pun Gents, we’re looking for a team name for a fun curling bonspeil for veterinarians. We are 2 large animal veterinarians and our husbands, in Northern Ontario, and we probably suck at curling more than anyone else at this event. Animal theme with curling? Doesn’t have to be polite. ~Olivia, Sturgeon Falls, ON AS … Read more
Dear Pun Gents, my AP physics teacher is getting married, and she wants our class to come up with (cheesy) physics puns to put on little Valentine hearts that will be on display at the wedding. The pun has to be romantic and include physics. Example: I’m falling for you, at 9.8m/s^2! Thanks so much! … Read more
Dear Pun Gents, I need a good team name for my school dodge-ball tournament. Any dodge-ball puns? ~Jimmy, O'Fallon, MO AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT: Motherduckers Balls to the Wall Dodge Ram Dodgins and Dragons
Frank from Eldorado:If the nomination of Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court of the U.S. falls through, she might get a job as a corporate attorney for a hotel chain. If that happens, we might see the following headline: “Marriott hires Harriet Miers“
Dear Pungents, I just underwent laparoscopic surgery (with four enemas, four puncture wounds and three painkiller prescriptions) to remove some ovarian cysts. Do you have any puns to keep me in stiches while I heal? ~Toxic Chi, Toronto AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT: 1) [Point to your puncture wounds] “With rends like these, who … Read more
Dear Pungents, I need some cow puns to use at a dunk tank. ~Joe, Saginaw, Michigan AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT: 1) “Cows at a dunk tank? This is udder disaster! What’s the meating of this?” 2) “Knock him down! He’s bad to T-bone!” 3) “Will the cow fall into the tank? He’ll just … Read more
Here are the results from the ‘Astronomy’ session held in the Punpal forums! Our gnuest topic is American Cities. You have til June 30 to post original puns on this exciting theme. Come back next week to see the jokes posted here in Punpals. Now join the forum and get punnin’! Astronomy puns (vote for … Read more
Ben from Toronto: I am not watching the new Star Wars movie; there’s something about it that doesn’t sith well with me.Ben says, “lame but walks ;-)” Also Why did the columnist fall for his assistant?He had no choice, she was a fast type.
Marty from Toronto:We all know what happens when you fall asleep, but what happens when sleep falls on you?You are under a rest!Marty says “I have been saving this puppy for a special occasion.”
Famous 1930s Muslim comedy duo? Afghani Stan and Ali. Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point? ‘I say …uhhh…‘. Old Testament movies? Three words: I ‘Heart’ Maccabees! When Jesus finished his Sherman on the Mount, the people said ‘Tanks a lot!’ Who in the Old Testament prophesized about loam? A mos. Was Lao-Tzu once a stockbroker? Yes, … Read more