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Pun Gents :: Original Pun of the Day Archives for April 2008 RSS feed:  (Click here for subscription instructions)04/30/08 Furniture stores are often located in the seaty part of town. 04/29/08 People enjoy social networking sites to escape the rat race. For example, www.mice-pace.com 04/28/08 What did the Scottish baker say to the sheep? I knead ewe! 04/27/08 Strippers are often infertile. The men are nudered and the women insist on being well-spayed. 04/26/08 What song did Tom Jones write after misplacing his pet ungulate's testicles? "It's Not a Gnu Jewel." 04/25/08 Hear about the Irish proctologist? Colin O'Scopy. 04/24/08 If you want to build a barn, first check your shedule. If you're too stressed out to do it properly, you may have a hut attack. 04/23/08 There is no way to describe the scheming, abrasive mailman character on TV's Seinfeld. He defies all Newmanclature. 04/22/08 Hear about the baseball pitcher who refused to endorse Wal-Mart, because it was a big balk store? It's true; it also didn't help that they refuse to let their workers strike, and they have a large selection of woks. He said "I field strongly about this. Wal-Mart may seem like a short stop on a shopping trip, but in fact, it's a retail umpire. It's bat for the economy; they're out to catcher the whole market!" 04/21/08 Is Salman Rushdie against sheep? Perhaps. Some say he is lambophobic. 04/20/08 Which Alaskan city is most anti-Semitic? Juneau. 04/19/08 Couches don't like it when you make fun of them. They don't appreciate sat ire. 04/18/08 Hear about the cannibal who kidnapped the octuplets? He eight them. 04/17/08 Hear about the incestuous pedophile who was also into bestiality? He was so sexually confused, he enjoyed his bi son. 04/16/08 NED: I thought I saw a walrus on the beach! 04/15/08 The current sub-prime mortgage crisis recalls that great comedy film, ie Home A Loan. 04/14/08 Which toy company believes in affirmative action? Hasbro. 04/13/08 Do leafy vegetables give you gas? Yes, to misquote the Latin proverb, arsest celery fart 'em. 04/12/08 People who spout proverbs tend to be arrogant. But then, there's plenty officious in the supercili 04/11/08 Barber Sweeney Todd never killed anyone. Those are just vicious groomers. 04/10/08 Does the Association of Headhunters have close ties to the Stealworkers Union? 04/09/08 All my friends have dangerously explosive bowels. But I stand by my Crohnies nonetheless. 04/08/08 When my new car drove off itself a cliff, I realized I had bought a lemming. 04/07/08 Haven't been to Barcelona? That's painful. You've Gaudi go! 04/06/08 Atkins dieters are now fighting climate change. They favour attacks on carbin'. 04/05/08 When ordering seconds of Jamaican food at a restaurant in Utah, you have to ask for "more man". 04/04/08 Nigerian online scam artists are actually based in E-gypt. 04/03/08 Scandinavians live at the edge of the Earth, ie Fin land. 04/02/08 The most credulous people are from La Paz, aka the Believians. 04/01/08 How do you leave a nightclub in Djibouti? Just say, "DJ, I B outi!" For more Puns of the Day, see the rest of the Archives. |
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