Are proctologists competent?

Yes, probe ably.

I woke up the other morning and there was a new fridge in my kitchen. It was like Amana from heaven.

I drank too much bouillon and now I pee soup.

It's hard to be the mayor of Sanaa - you're surrounded by Ye men.

There are no Wikipedia extries for Boxing. Because the facts are spars.

There are holes in France. Trou story.

Emails are unreliable, because they're missing the fax.

If you're in Britain and need money, don't ask an aquarium. They may lend you a few squid, but be careful: they're sharks! You're better off asking a crusty Asian, who doesn't have mussel to back himself up.

Cheerleading spectacles are a lot of pom and circumstance.

Did Henry Ford usher in the Auto-man empire?

After Pamela Anderson left Baywatch, the outlook was Bleeth.

Don't go to hotels in Iran. You'll just line the pockets of the Hyatt-toll-ah.

Does the King of Midgets rely on inchmen do to his bidding?

The Lone Ranger's sidekick always wore sandals. They called him Tantoe.

I like to stand in lineups, looking at the queued girls.

It is semenly impossible for two men to impregnate the same woman at once. But that doesn't stop pornstars from their intense comepetitions.