Dan (Kurtz!) - prodigious pun producer


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About Dan
Hot Dan-g; like R.E.M. once sang, everybody Kurtz! This smouldering Brazilian-Canadian is taking the world by storm: the 33-year-old's resume includes Toronto music producer, co-leader of Dragonette and bass player for The New Deal - and yet he still finds time to be a Punshine boy. No surpise, since Dan's wit is slicker than a Nude Eel! He loves puns, he says, because "they satisfy my bassist desires." Yowzah!

Dan's faves
turn-ons: "mad beats, a hungry crowd, t-shirts with witty comments on the back - the list goes on"
turn-offs: "when people confuse puns with double entendres. Clearly they are distinct entities."
best thing about being a Punshine Boy: "hanging out with Martina, my favourite Punshiney lady."

send Dan a message: email dan@pungents.com.


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