Dear Pungents, I'm looking for something witty for a swim team t-shirt. Ideas? ~Molly, Portland, Oregon

AS THE PUNGENTS SEE IT:

1. "Strokin it hard - We're the breast!"

2. Freestylin'

3. "No Spitzing in the pool"

4. "I pity the pool!" (Mr. T image/voice needed)

5. All Goggley-Eyed

6. "We ain't lane down for nobody."

7. Chlorus Girls

8. Chlorine Dream

Dear Pungents, I'm a grad student at the U of T Institute for Aerospace Studies, and our Aerospace Student Association needs a punny slogan to put on the back of this year's shirts for sale. Some great puns are in order. As an example, last year's was 'Get high the Wright way'. Thanks Gents! ~Marc, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. "ASA: proudly following the teachings of Aileron Hubbard."

2. "We never blow our fuselage."

3. "Insert slogan here [space permitting]." (play on words)

4. "Aerospace: it's uplifting." (pow)

5. "We're always raising a flap." (pow)

6. "ASA: give us a party, and we'll rocket."

7. "Practice safe treks. Always use a rudder."

Dear Pungents, please - a pun about slime. Thanks ~Chris, Seattle, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) "What the muck!?"

2) "This is not a very goo request."

3) "In hell, do the bars serve Coke with a lice of slime?" (spooner)