Dear Pungents, I see Mark has beaten me to the request [see 10/26 POD]. I too was going to ask about a t-shirt slogan; this time it's for the electrical engineer's shirt. Last year's was 'CMOS run'. Funny ideas might include ideas:
-any of Maxwell's equations, electricity/magnetism laws: Ampere's Law, Faraday's Law, Gauss' Law, Coulomb's Law
-the signal processing sinc function; the Fourier series
-circuit devices: MOSFETs, diodes, capacitors/inductors/resistors, maybe Thevenin/Norton techniques, phasor analysis
Thanks a lot! ~Greg, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) "Who else loves diodes, capacitors and inductors? Check us out: we're circuits freaks!"

2) "What are the favourite cookies of electrical engineers? Mr. Thevenin and Mr. Norton."

3) "Don't resist us - you'll get ohmed!"

4) "We don't shave; women like it Fourier." [have to mispronounce it]

5) "Electrical engineers are horny... you're giving me Max Swell!"

6) "We get it right the first time; everything else is re-volting."

Dear Pungents, a pun please about advertisements concerning the company Pepsi. ~Kristin, Vancouver, BC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) "Forget rotting teeth, these ads are rotting my brain. Somebody better col-a fizzician!"

2) "When I watch their commercials, it's pap see!"

3) "Another darn Pepsi ad? I feel like I'm being soda-mized!"

Dear Pungents, I just saw you on Speakers Corner... I want a pun about - YOUR MOTHER! ~Mark, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

1) "Your mother's so stew-pita [stupid], she runs a soup + falafel place!"

2) "Your mother's so ogle-y [ugly], she looks at other men!"

3) "Your mother's sofa-@ [fat], she has her own couch website!"

Dear Pungents, I would like a chortle-worthy comment for writing on a watermelon, for use in a catapult. ~Tim, Nelson, New Zealand

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) "We're getting melon-evil [medieval] on your ass!"

2) "It's a fruit-d'etat!"

3) "I'll seed you in mel!" [I'll see you in hell?... ouch]

4) "Spit-fire? I bet you never seed this coming!"