Dear Pungents, a catchy name for a garden maintenance business, please. Thanks! ~Samuel, Plymouth, Cornwall, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) Hoes and John [Deeres]
2) Hoesanna
3) Thumberjacks
4) Plant Parenthood
5) Lawnscapings
6) GardenGuard
7) Hedge Fun Management
8) You Bet Your Grass!
9) Cheshire-Cat Green [grin]
10) Total Soddisfaction [for lawn maintenance]
11) The Green Lawntern

Dear Pungents, could I please have a pun about a rugby playing lawyer? I like chocolate cheesecake. I'd also like to be a Punshine Boy. ~James, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) "A defense attorney who plays rugby has to deal with the scrum of the earth."

2) "After the game, my two colleagues and I pig out with a triple-lawyer cheesecake."

3) "If Michael Jackson played rugby, would he get flagged by the touch judge?"

4) "The rugby-playing lawyer lived a double life: by day prosecuting johns in the courthouse, but at night practising as a hooker."