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4/23/2006
GIVE ME YOUR FORKING MONEY!
Dear Pungents, I need a pun that links biking to a charity campaign my office is running for an umbrella organization representing 16 health charities. Something that puts "bike" and "give money" together. ~ Kristen, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT: 1) Does cycling ring a bell? It certainly has a peal! 2) Biking + Charity = fun-raising 3) Join us on our highway to health 4) Our bicycles have spoke volumes! 5) Cycling for health - it's a wheel blast! THE CLAWT THICKENS
Dear Pungents, I need puns that include the words (or sound) "claw" and generally has a good connotation. Example, "Clawmpliment", "Clawmmendation"' ~ Kathy, Greeley, Colorado
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT: 1) Clawn Bowling 2) Clawng and lean 3) Layin' down the claw 4) What time is it? 12 O'Clawck 5) Clawck a doodle doo 6) Santa Claws 7) Eating too much will clawg your arteries 8) The dutch wear clawgs 9) There's lots of gold in the Klawndike BONUSES: 10) This pun request is clawbbering me over the head 11) This is a clawckamamie request SUN OFF A BEACH
Dear Pungents, I need something related to the beach/summer, etc. for door prize raffles for a summer-thremed party. ~ Eve, Medford, New York
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT: 1) Shell out for some great prizes 2) Surf a good cause - enter our raffle 3) You win sun and you lose sun... 4) Tan-talizing prizes! 6) Mind if I Hasselhoff you for a raffle? 7) Win some outdoor prizes! |