Dear Pungents, We need a name for our boat which includes a reference to our dog - a Labrador. We're stuck, and "Lab-Oar of Love" doesn't quite cut it. ~R.J., Lake Forest, Illinois

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) Waves labbing up against the dog
2) A boatiful dog
3) A Boat a Dog
4) Labbing it up!
5) Labia of Love
6) The Lab Oaratory
7) Blabbermouth
8) Label Fish (like babel fish)

Dear Pungents, a pun please about vacuum cleaners ~Dennis, Bozeman, Montana

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) "Do vacuum salesmen drive Hoovercrafts?"
2) "The wealthy owner of the septic-tank cleaning company ran a suck-cesspool operation."
3) "Broken vacuum cleaners suffer from suck-ual frustration."
4) "What's a vacuum's favourite author? Dustoyevsky."
5) "Vacuum cleaner repairmen get so lonely. They've seen a lot of hose."

Dear Pungents, could I please get a pun about math? ~Derek, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) "What happens when you put together two rolls of single-ply toilet tissue? They multi-ply."

2) "Which mathematician liked bearskin rugs? Fermat."

3) "Before Leibniz and Newton, mathematicians were racist. There was no integration." (play on words)