Dear Pungents, a pun about Italian food please. ~Bluey, Petaling Jaya, Malaysia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) "Veni vidi, vino - I came, I saw, I drank."
2) "Do Italians make dog food? Yes - kenneloni!"
3) "Which dish is most addictive? Smackaroni and cheese."
4) "What's the riskiest Italian recipe? Ricotta, with your pants down!"
5) "You shouldn't eat turtleini - it's endangered."