Dear Pungents, a good pun i can use in my algebra class - not using 'division as the vision' or a pencil being pointless. Thank you ~Andrew, Fairfield, Connecticut

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) "Are algebra students smart? Yes, they are vari able individuals."
2) "The hair-obsessed algebra student was careful to check his coifficient."
3) "Did the mathematicians in The Matrix drive invertibles?"
4) "Are mathematicians heavy sleepers? Yes, they have BEDMAS."

Dear Pungents, a pun about youth. ~Nicole, Kuala Lampur, Malaysia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) "Children have value. They're very youthful."
2) "Penning youth puns is not as easy as youth ink."
3) "Who was the father of child psychology? Carl Jung."
4) "Some people think the ill and elderly should have the option of killing themselves - especially in heavily populated Eastern countries. But I disagree. Who will look after the youth in Asia?"