Dear Pungents, a pun about birth control or contraceptives. ~Andrea, Green Bay, Wisconsin

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) "Sorry, Andrea, we're really firing blanks here!"
2) "Does one buy contraception at a condominium?"
3) "Hear about the dyslexic couple who got drunk and tried to conceive while driving? Unfortunately it was a case of IUD."
4) "What's a better contraceptive: The Sperminator, or the Great Wall of Vagina? Well, the latter was impregnable"
5) "Do those who work at a sperm bank use the withdrawal method?"