Dear Pungents, "Malaysia's 50th Merdeka is so meaningful because..." ~Melissa, Johor Bahru, Malaysia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) "We now enjoy a good Kuala-ty of life."
2) "We're all decked with jewelry. That's why we celebrate in de' pendants."
3) "Because a George colony is much less sexy than George Clooney."
4) "We've reached middle Asian we're having fun!"

Dear Pungents, I need a pun for my sister who is doing a master's in archaeology in the Orkney Islands, Scotland. Her name is Shannon. ~Mike, Halifax, Nova Scotia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) "Haggis yourself a good time! They'll be lots of Scottish Shannonigans!"
2) "Careful, I heard those islands are pretty disOrkneyized."
3) "Those who study arc heel ology are never caught flat footed."