Dear Pungents, I'm making a documentary film about dental floss. (Really.) I think I've come up with a good title: "Hanging by a Thread: A Dental Floss Documentary." And a good tag line: "There is more to floss than meets the tooth." But I wanted to check if you have other suggestions. Gary Hallock told me about your site. I'm writing a book of puns and Gary wrote the foreword for it. Thanks for your help! ~Gary, Boston, MA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) The Thin Thread Line
2) Tooth or Dare
3) Profit and Floss
4) Flossed and Found
5) There is more to floss than meets the eyetooth
6) Flosstitution isn't just for johns
7) Flossing - don't get caried away!

Dear Pungents, I'm on a women's tennis team in San Francisco. We're looking for a clever name for our team. Any thoughts? ~Nina, San Francisco

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) Elle Deuces (El Duce)
2) The Racketteers
3) The Rackettes
4) Microserves (Microserfs)
5) The Lob-yists
6) Sets in the City