Dear Pungents, I'd like a pun for patent attorneys: anything to do with science and technology, inventions, and/or the law. ~Charmaine, Denver, Colorado

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) "The Belgians are upset that they never get credit for the invention of fries. It's a case of copyright inFrenchment."
2) "Pornstars acquire property rights for their films at the trademark orifice."
3) "Counterfeit perfumes are in violation of lie-scentsing agreements."
4) "Patent law: aka the Statute of Imitations."

Dear Pungents, puns please on the following words/topics: gun, gangster, grime, music , rap , freestyle, fresh. ~Xavier, Brighton, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) "Someone's gunna get shot!
2) "Clean up your act, because grime doesn't pay."
3) "I didn't see the hitman's target. Did Al Cap one?"
4) "Too many cooks spoil the broth. Especially with gang-stirs."
5) "Ancient Greeks builders were known for their frieze-tiling. When they tried to throw down rhymes they didn't throw up no bricks."