Dear Pungents, I need a bowling team name for charity bowling tournament. Fairly clean is the requirement. The company sells hunting and fishing licenses if you can work that in. ~Helen, Nashville, TN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) "Hooker's Lane."
2) "Spare Fishers."
3) "Shotgun alley."

Dear Pungents, Please give unto the world a pun regarding government. ~Colin, Sherwood Park, Alberta, Canada

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) "I live in a satirical state. It's a them-mock-racy."
2) "Politicians should take care in a demockracy - a sassy nation is always a possibility."
3) "We'd try to think of US government puns, but we're too bushed."
4) "Does Japan have a buy-camera parliament?"
5) "It's no surprise that Hillary is running for president - she always wanted to be the senator of attention."

Dear Pungents, need a bowling team name pun that also incorporates substance abuse and/or disciplinary action. Bonus points if it also incorporates lawyers/the law. Thanks!!! ~Matt, Chicago, Illinois

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) "Lane down the law."
2) "Lucky strikes bowling"
3) "Here come the cops - we'd better split!"
4) "Pins and Needles."
5) "Spare me a dime for some lucky strikes?"