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2/27/2008
GOODBYE, MY HART
Dear Pungents, my uncle, Pembroke Hart, recently passed and I will be saying a few words at his service. He loved puns and I want to end my speech with one in his honour. He was a geologist and amateur star gazer. He was loved by many and had a kind heart. Can you help me? I think Hart and heart are definitely in the pun. Thanks! ~Laura, Annandale, Virginia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT: 1) He was a geologist. Underneath the many layers is how you get to a man's Hart, after all. 2) I'm left Hart-broken. 3) He was all heart. And a Hart act to follow. 4) He loved puns. Harty Harty Har. 5) He also loved to stare at the heavens through his telescope, as the stars illuminated the sky. I guess you'd say he had a light Hart. SON OF A PITCH
Dear Pungents, I need a name for my dental school softball team; something more catchy than Dent-in Your Face and Cavity Search--which is what we used last year. Thanks for the help! ~Jack, Philadelphia, PA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT: 1. Wins and Flosses 2. Who Caries? 3. The Bat Dentists 4. The Bucky Dents 5. The Plaque Socks 2/20/2008
SHINY HAPPY PATHOGENS
Dear Pungents, I'm working on a science experiment having to do with temperature and its effects on luminescent bacteria. We need a catchy name for the title. Thanks a bunch. ~Jamie, Hillsboro, Kansas
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT: 1) Shiny Happy Photobacterium 2) Lightening Rhodococcus of Controversy 3) Glow in the Dokdonella 4) The Battle of Thermophile 2/07/2008
LA TRIVIATA
Dear Pungents, we need a team name for an art trivia contest. Heavily considering your "Jackson Potlucks," since we are in Minnesota. Any other ideas? Thanks! ~Tiffany, Rochester, MN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT: 1) The Leonerdos! 2) House of Paint 3) Pollock Bollock 4) Geek Architecture 5) The Baroquerage |