Dear Pungents, puns about strippers please. ~Sophie, Luton, England

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Do strippers charge customers by the guy rate?
2. Be careful getting involved in stripping—there are a lot of poleitics.
3. It's hard to get into stripping—the positions are very clothes'd off.
4. Strippers can't play guitar. They're missing their G-string.

Dear Pungents, I need a bowling team name. The team consists of two guys and two girls and we are in the architecture field. ~Fred, Dallas, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Strike First
2. Lane in Ruins
3. Bowl Faced Lies
4. Balls to the Walls
5. Architects of De Spare

Dear Pungents, a pun for a a friend's 25th birthday. She is a great fan of Scrabble and a part-time go-go dancer. ~Jason, New York City

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Letter do what she wants
2. Spell binding
3. Triple-Whored Score
4. Arse and Letter

Dear Pungents, we need a name for our bowling team. We work for the Ontario Works office in Norfolk County. Any assistance would be appreciated. ~Janice, Simcoe, Ontario

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Get Folked
2. After Works Activity
3. Strike Workers
4. Workers on Strike
5. Spare Workers