Pun Gents :: Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of the day :: Puns on Demand :: Business Slogans :: Team Names :: Punshine Girls and Boys! https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html I got into a yo-yo accident and now I’m in a whirled of hurt. How do you leave a nightclub in Djibouti? Just say, “<strong>DJ, I B outi!</strong>“ Hydraulics: to greet someone using an accent. Audiences vote for the contestant with the best pubic hair on <strong>A <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin">merkin</a> Idol</strong>. You can watch it on <strong>PuBeS</strong>. Orphanages have become technologically advanced. The kids keep getting foster and foster. After he spent too long in a steam room, they called him A Sauna been Laid in. Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur Any plans to float a common currency are eurozoneous. I slept with the devil last night. We had six 3 times! Laxative manufacturers rely on their bran equity. Championing the metric system in the US requires a charismatic liter. Geometer punks love <strong>graph-iti.</strong> <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gremlins">Kremlins</a></strong> are a threat to de<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mogwai">mogwai</a></strong>cy You can own a sheep, or fleece it. Militarization. Now that’s all arming. Fish porn? Deep Trout. When I was in Japan, I bummed some wine, in Nagasaki. Want good luck? Then warmly greet a dwarf. It can have a ‘hey low’ effect. I’d love to be abandoned on a dessert island. What’s worse than colour blindness? Being chromatose. Accountants have a accrued sense of humour. Why can’t J-Lo complete the purchase of her house? Cuz she’s always in <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escrow">ass-grow</a></strong>. Call me apocalyptic, but department stores in Port-au-Prince are destined for an aisle Haitian. I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper. Now I’m a maid man. My friend was fired after he stabbed his boss in the forehead with a fork. He sued for prongful dismissal. A billboard in Bangkok claimed that unless I lost weight, all music would end. I wondered, “Is this true thin avert Thai sing?” What does Admiral Ackbar say at the circus? “It’s a trapeze!” I don’t care if a major leaguer has unsightly skin blemishes. As long as he can throw a baseball, a pitcher’s worth a thousand warts. My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.” Cows eat grass. They’re lawn mooers. You can trust a skeleton. They are bonified. In the postmodern Catholic Church, every assumption will be deaconstructed. The 1970s were a period of great Disco very. Jane Austen was a fan of online enumeration. Just look at her book, <strong><em>Census and Sensible-IT</em></strong>. President Ford wanted to go to China, but was accused of political Gerry Mandarin. Our Asian friend Mr. Nguyen is unimpressed by our Jesus puns. I guess we’re bore Nguyen Christians. People say smog is a city problem, but that’s not true. Like when I drive to the farm – all I see is <strong>hays</strong>. Bottom feeters need an ass-kicking. As a cannibal, you may criticize my habit of eating rowdy teenagers. Yet, I am a punkchewal man. Which animal is hardest to milk? The <strong>drama dairy</strong>. Bad fishing bird: Pelican’t The age of religious factionalism is not over. In the news these days, Snoop Dogg is responsible for the <strong>Great <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East-West_Schism">Shizzum</a>.</strong> I can never remember if all of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_XVI_of_France">Louis XVI’</a>s relatives were guillotined too. Let’s not <strong>split heirs</strong>. Korean bankers of late have a very <strong><a href="http://coinmill.com/KRW_calculator.html">won</a></strong> appearance. The Vikings were the first society with public axes television Are midgets mean? Yes. They like to <strong>be little</strong>. Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem. Ducks can be interesting. They have such aquacktic personalities. In the desert you always hear the same question: “Watch a dune?” A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.