Pun Gents :: Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of the day :: Puns on Demand :: Business Slogans :: Team Names :: Punshine Girls and Boys! https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html Anyone contemplating back surgery should read this disc lamer. How is physics similar to medicine? It’s an atomy subject. When the cops showed up at the Chinese restaurant after receiving a burglary call, they were shocked at the wonton destruction. Frittata: food for a ‘bare breasts’ advocate. Which country has the most women? The China. When men become priests, they often get tattoos on their bellies, because they are permanently <strong>ab staining</strong>. Call me scent o’ mental, but when I talk to you I can smell the crazy. An app-based bra-sharing service: Büber. The competition is Lift. The man who loved hunting was charged with big gamey. Snakes are looking just for a place to be long. What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis. If when swimming you see a lone shark, pay interest. Optometrists watch a lot of <strong>tell a vision</strong>. Favourite music of a sushi-loving cannibal: Raw Kin Roll. Because of terrorist concerns, some African Olympic athletes have to conceal their identity and compete under <strong>Sudan names</strong>. My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy. Polish cooking has its ups and downs; its highlights and its lowlights; its apogees and its <strong>perogies</strong>. If you get sick on a bus, just blame your fellow passin’ germs. I was so confused in Africa. It’s a Mozambiquous place. A man knows that shopping with his girlfriend and her friends can be slow as mall lasses. Before the big recital, I lost my flute. Now I’m in a bit of a piccolo. Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites. The marketer picked up women at the bar via direct male. Anyone with a mortgage carries a stench of debt. It’s a be owe problem. Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko! Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks. When birds play baseball, it’s easy to tell who’s pigeon. The chef fired the waiter for disobeying hors d’oeuvres Being poor is absolutely no fund at all. The ease of acquiring deadly ammunition in America has reach hollow point. In the early 1900s Italian immigrants lived in spaghettos. But now that’s all in the pasta. I was commanded to attend a top secret military party at Area 51. When I got there I received my Martian hors d’oeuvres. We come Bering good tidings: This year we pledge to insult Alaskans. It’s our New Year’s razz Aleutian. I was kicked in the balls by a <strong>Cockney</strong>. How does trial by media usually work? A: Immediately after any allegation, there’s a public lynching, followed by a noose conference. I want a sex change. There’s nothing quite like living a broad. Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee? In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder. The pumpkin farmer refused to raise cattle. He was afraid of being gourd. The private detective looked for suspicious clues in the court transcripts Indian restaurant at the Athens Acropolis: aka The Part the Naan. Becoming a lumberjack is a question of wood, not could. To a hungry monk, <strong>cheese is Christ</strong>. Confession: I’ve been eating my kid’s dolls, all hopped up on Barbie chew ates. But I Ken stop at any time. The police shut down the gym, for running a body house. All the best Valentine’s gifts are made of wooed. Putin on the Ritz I’m an investor in mashed potatoes. I receive lump some payments. Sure, I’m overweight and flatulent – but is that so flabber gas sting? Hear the pun about the rooster who celebrated Remembrance Day? It’s a load of poppycock.