In the Wild West, there were many aboriginal sweat shops, where native women were forced to manufacture headgear, working in squaw lid conditions.

The Inuit don’t allow females on the hunt. Sadly, there is still a glass sealing.

What did Columbus say when landing his ship among the Indians?

“Ahoy there, Metis!”

Of all the native tribes attempting to settle land claims in court, only the Sioux have been successful.

After Ravi Shankar was seriously burned in a fire, he had to get numerous skin grafts from a caucasian donor. After the tragedy he decided to take up singeing, and he was thereafter better known as “Apache Indian“.

Do native cannibals go to McDonald’s and order a Mic Mac?

When the Europeans arrived, the Indians owned all the land in North America. Amass acre was inevitable.

Teepees threaten to proliferate, in this age of global wamming.

Eskimos are so smart. Every response is ‘I nuit’.

The Chippewan Indians have a gradual approach.

Hear about the disgusting native Indian cannibal, who smelled like raw Siouxage?

NED: I don’t believe that Native Indians were able to use every single part of the caribou…
ED: Hey, what exactly are you Inuit-sinewating?

Do Eskimos believe in recicicling?

Which race invented situps?

The ab-originals.

Did Native Americans read the canoes-paper to find stuff out?

What do bad Eskimos get in their stockings for Xmas?

A lump of cold.

My mother is in favour of affirmative action. For example she’s convinced the government should subsidize all fees for female aboriginals who want to attend university. How can she be sure such a scheme will work? “Trust me,” she says, “it’s my woman’s Inuit-tuition.“

The sculptors up in Nunavut are known for their three-dimensional relief technique aka the Deep Frieze.

What do you call a database of prisoners’ wigwams?

A table of con tents.