Puns tagged ‘accidents’:
06/18/13
Puns about landmine mishaps can be classified as a leg gory.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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  (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...06/17/13
Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.  (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/06/13
I was so upset when I got a flat; I went on a tire aid. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/01/13
I knew a polygamist. Everytime he got stung by a bee, he broke out in wives. (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...05/30/13
The ease of acquiring deadly ammunition in America has reach hollow point. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...05/29/13
As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.” (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/09/13
Steamroller accidents can be quite ugly. Luckily I have always been the grader man. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...04/02/13
John Wayne Bobbitt was a university research chair with a sizeable endowment, until his fun-dong was suddenly cut off. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/12/13
If you get your private parts stuck in your zipper, you can call 1-800-CAUGHT-JUNK. (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...03/08/13
Stop licking telephone poles – post taste! (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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