If you’re a woman endowed with a divine bosom, you’ve god tit made.

Female court jesters in the Middle Ages often suffered from minstrel cramps.

Don’t joke about Hillary Clinton and PMS - she’s the Secretory of State!

Feminists have high standards. They’re always razing the bra.

The favourite music of menstruating women, without a doubt, is rag time. Period. Especially the flowing melodies and  bleed violins of the London Philtamponic, whose works are best played PMSimo.

Why do men love fast cars? Because they have so much Testarossarone.

Hear about the conductor who got in trouble for slapping a woman’s bass at a party? He was flouting etiquette, acting like a bassoon, so she cried, “Oboe you don’t! I’m not your sax partner!”

Women’s hormones promote the enslavement of clowns. It’s all that pro jester own.

They launched a tampon into space, to see if it could circumovulate the globe.

Hear about the nursery rhyme for women with low self-esteem?

Hump-me, Dump-me.

As a feminist, I don’t make jokes about hose. It is a socksist remark. It hits too clothes to home.

The epicentre of radical feminism is New York City, aka Man-hatin’.

Screw the petriarchy - I’m having a test-tube baby!

When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.

NED: I think all radios are sexist.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because, I AM/FM-inist!

The male RMT disliked his female clients. He was a massagynist.

Women love reading Charlie Brown. They have Peanuts envy.

NED: I’m against breastfeeding in public!
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because - it’s such a sore-tit affair!

George Eliot’s parents knew she would be a novelist. Because as a child, she was a tomeboy.

Did all the goodlooking women go naked during the London Blitz?

Yes - there were many ‘aerate’ sirens.

My mother is in favour of affirmative action. For example she’s convinced the government should subsidize all fees for female aboriginals who want to attend university. How can she be sure such a scheme will work? “Trust me,” she says, “it’s my woman’s Inuit-tuition.“