When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.
When Jesus rose from the dead and appeared to Mary Magdalene, in disbelief, she exclaimed “No way!”
Jesus replied, “Yahweh!”
Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.
How much of the Bible makes you want to sing?
Only Psalm of it.
If Jesus had weighed 450 pounds, would the Bible have started “In the biggening…”?
God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.
At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.
Jesus told a lot of stories about poor people. They are great stories. In fact, they are income parable.
Did Judas avoid the stock markets?
No – in fact he was a day traitor.
Only one of the Three Stooges was quoted in the Bible. It was always ‘Mo sez’ this and ‘Mo sez’ that.