Puns tagged ‘birds’:
12/09/11
Chicken-related humour is at a crossroads.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/26/11
My parrot speaks many languages. He is a pollymath.  (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/31/11
The weird new fad in restaurants is serving roadkilled bird. I went to such a place last night. Man it was crow dead. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/13/11
Chicken farmers make a poultry living. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/14/10
Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/09/10
Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks. (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/18/10
In France, cats attack birds, nest paw? (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...04/30/10
I saw a rooster with a vagina, so I killed and ate it. No herm, no fowl. (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...02/17/10
Elite hunters can kill pigeons with a bow and arrow in pitch darkness. They do it by studying a coo sticks. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/13/09
If a bird wants your food, beak alm. (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/22/05
When birds play baseball, it’s easy to tell who’s pigeon. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/16/05
Where do hens go to lay eggs? The Chick Republic! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/07/05
The story about the winged creatures was ok, but at one point it became quite ridiculous. When the storyteller got to the part where a bird ate a bunch of sausages, I knew it had taken a tern for the wurst. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/16/05
Which birds are an inspiration to online punsters? Why, the emus(e) of course! (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/23/05
Which lizards eat bird poop? Iguanos! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/18/05
Hear about the businessman who spent his days combining chickens? He wanted to make a hen-sum profit! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/30/05
Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop? Because hentropy increases. (8 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...01/07/05
Why does milk explore interstellar space when ingested by a seagull? Because it’s enter-gull-lactic! (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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