Puns tagged ‘business’:
06/08/09
The inventor of horse cologne just got venture capital funds to help develop his neigh scent technology.
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In marketing news, Viagra has been targeting its product to universities—especially the sophomore students.  (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/22/08
Hear about the baseball pitcher who refused to endorse Wal-Mart, because it was a big balk store? It’s true; it also didn’t help that they refuse to let their workers strike, and they have a large selection of woks. He said “I field strongly about this. Wal-Mart may seem like a short stop on a shopping trip, but in fact, it’s a retail umpire. It’s bat for the economy; they’re out to catcher the whole market!” (Rate This Pun) Loading ...04/10/08
Does the Association of Headhunters have close ties to the Stealworkers Union? (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/12/08
Perfume business is a monopoly, because of who controls the distribution chanels. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/16/08
Heather Reisman’s monopoly on the Canadian book market fills me with !ndigo-nation! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/20/07
Companies know the cost of hiring brain-dead employees: it can be ex-pensive. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...04/17/07
Pubic-hair wigs are traded on the merkin-tile exchange, but I think it’s just a front for the muffia. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/21/07
If Bill Gates leaves, his company MightGrowSoft. And if they drop the Ballmer it’d be even worse. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/21/06
Did Judas avoid the stock markets? No - in fact he was a day traitor. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/08/06
Don’t bother entering a shoe store. Everything is already soled. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/17/06
The stockbroker turned motivational speaker traded insecurities. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/19/05
Why is it good to get into the winemaking business? Because it’s a cellars market. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/24/05
After a rash of overflowing-urinal incidents, the toilet manufacturer’s stock began to plumb it.
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Hear about the businessman who spent his days combining chickens? He wanted to make a hen-sum profit! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/29/04
Why did the flower seller expand his shop? Because business was blooming! (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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