Puns tagged ‘business’:
Handing out entry bracelets at a concert is a safety precaution: it’s smart wrist management.
Puns tagged ‘business’:08/15/10
Handing out entry bracelets at a concert is a safety precaution: it’s smart wrist management. 06/09/10
I wish telemarketers would take ban-call a days. GENTLEMEN PREFER BLOGS Dear Pun Gents, our CEO is starting a blog with two other high-up ladies in the company and are looking for a name for it. They are all members of the board if that helps. ~John, Birmingham, UK (long-time fan) AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
06/08/09
The inventor of horse cologne just got venture capital funds to help develop his neigh scent technology. 12/01/08
In marketing news, Viagra has been targeting its product to universities—especially the sophomore students. 04/22/08
Hear about the baseball pitcher who refused to endorse Wal-Mart, because it was a big balk store? It’s true; it also didn’t help that they refuse to let their workers strike, and they have a large selection of woks. He said “I field strongly about this. Wal-Mart may seem like a short stop on a shopping trip, but in fact, it’s a retail umpire. It’s bat for the economy; they’re out to catcher the whole market!” 04/10/08
Does the Association of Headhunters have close ties to the Stealworkers Union? 02/12/08
Perfume business is a monopoly, because of who controls the distribution chanels. 01/16/08
Heather Reisman’s monopoly on the Canadian book market fills me with !ndigo-nation! 10/20/07
Companies know the cost of hiring brain-dead employees: it can be ex-pensive. 04/17/07
Pubic-hair wigs are traded on the merkin-tile exchange, but I think it’s just a front for the muffia. 01/21/07
If Bill Gates leaves, his company MightGrowSoft. And if they drop the Ballmer it’d be even worse. 10/21/06
Did Judas avoid the stock markets? No - in fact he was a day traitor. 10/08/06
Don’t bother entering a shoe store. Everything is already soled. 02/17/06
The stockbroker turned motivational speaker traded insecurities. 09/19/05
Why is it good to get into the winemaking business? Because it’s a cellars market. 03/24/05
After a rash of overflowing-urinal incidents, the toilet manufacturer’s stock began to plumb it.
02/18/05
Hear about the businessman who spent his days combining chickens? He wanted to make a hen-sum profit! 12/29/04
Why did the flower seller expand his shop? Because business was blooming! |