I wish telemarketers would take ban-call a days.

Dear Pun Gents, our CEO is starting a blog with two other high-up ladies in the company and are looking for a name for it. They are all members of the board if that helps. ~John, Birmingham, UK (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Blogs Have More Fun
2. Blong-term Strategies
3. I CEO U
4. Chairmen of the Bored
5. Three’s Company
6. Wisdom of the Profits
7. Veep Tweets

The inventor of horse cologne just got venture capital funds to help develop his neigh scent technology.

In marketing news, Viagra has been targeting its product to universities—especially the sophomore students.

Hear about the baseball pitcher who refused to endorse Wal-Mart, because it was a big balk store?

It’s true; it also didn’t help that they refuse to let their workers strike, and they have a large selection of woks. He said “I field strongly about this. Wal-Mart may seem like a short stop on a shopping trip, but in fact, it’s a retail umpire. It’s bat for the economy; they’re out to catcher the whole market!”

Does the Association of Headhunters have close ties to the Stealworkers Union?

Perfume business is a monopoly, because of who controls the distribution chanels.

Heather Reisman’s monopoly on the Canadian book market fills me with !ndigo-nation!

Companies know the cost of hiring brain-dead employees: it can be ex-pensive.

Pubic-hair wigs are traded on the merkin-tile exchange, but I think it’s just a front for the muffia.

If Bill Gates leaves, his company MightGrowSoft. And if they drop the Ballmer it’d be even worse.

Did Judas avoid the stock markets?

No - in fact he was a day traitor.

Don’t bother entering a shoe store. Everything is already soled.

The stockbroker turned motivational speaker traded insecurities.

Why is it good to get into the winemaking business?

Because it’s a cellars market.

Hear about the businessman who spent his days combining chickens?

He wanted to make a hen-sum profit!

Why did the flower seller expand his shop?

Because business was blooming!